Wouldn't it be great to have a clone?? Some one who could do all the things you don't want to do??
Here are my top 10 reasons I WISH I had a clone.
1. To eat the chia seeds for breakfast for me, so I could have the danish.
2. To wake up and change the sheets when Hannah pees the bed at night, while I stay sleeping.
3. To wipe some kids bum after they poop, so I can sit on the couch and watch repeats of Judge Judy.
4. To fold the clothes for me, so I could continue watching said show.
5. To babysit for me, so I could go for a nice, long run. OR go for a nice, long run for me so I could take a nap...depending on how I am feeling that day.
6. To pick up the dog poop in the yard so I could blow bubbles with the kids.
7. To work part time someplace, so I could spend that paycheck on crap for me.
8. To take aisles 1-10 WITH the kids while I take aisles 11-20 ALONE so the food shopping would go faster!
9. To wake up early the kids, so I could sleep in.
10. To swim for ages with the peas at Nanni's pool....so I can drink my mimosas in the sun and watch from the side...and then drive home for me so I could nap in the car.
Ahhhh...I feel so relaxed just thinking about my clone....mimosas anyone??
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